Sunday, October 31, 2010

Fucking house

Do you remember over 13 months ago when we ordered things to start finally remodeling our house?

We had the bathroom done by Thanksgiving so that Kyle would be impressed. "Looks like a bowling alley"

Then at Xmas ken took TWO WEEKS OFF BECAUSE KYLE WAS GOING TO HELP DO THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM.

That of course never happened.

And I have been living with this goddamned wood poking into my dining room, tripping on it and hurting myself, the cats constantly pissing on the underlayment (WHY? BECAUSE IT IS THERE AND SMUDGES  STARTED IT. YOU CAN'T STOP PISS ON AN ABSORBENT SPOT UNLESS IT IS REMOVED. PERIOD. ). it got covered with cardboard at one point. Yes, piss on that too.

I think it has been there 6 months. 6 months of NO FUCKING WORK ON THE FLOOR.

Why? Because ken is upset about the piss.

We had a knock down drag out and I threatened to leave if something did not happen to this house soon as I can't live this way. Me constantly battling the piss because I can't  STOP it, cleaning the boxes like nuts and trying to keep plug ins in.

Ken pulls all of the plugins out and wants the fan on. The fan that makes me miserable because it makes my eyes water.I can't us litter sprinkle on the box in the bathroom because he is allergic to it.

I AM PAST IT PAST IT PAST IT PAST IT.

And now with the dogs digging out again ken is spending all day burying wire and cinder blocks along 200 feet of fence.

IT IS ALL ABOUT CAT PISS. THE REASON WE ARE PUTTING DOWN THE WOOD IS STOP IT HAPPENING SO MUCH. AND GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN WIPE IT UP AND IT IS GONE ON WOOD. IT DOES NOT STICK AROUND LIKE IT DOES SINKING INTO THE CARPET.

I TOLD KEN I WOULD KILL TWO CATS TOMORROW. I STILL MAY DO IT.

Right now I wish I could buy cat piss like you can buy doe piss and I would toss it all over his closet.

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